RUBS

Since I went and introduced frivolity into the spectrum of words with the last post featuring "The Foolish Dictionary" let's take another step toward mental Gomorrah with this rubbish entry. "The Totes Ridictionary" is mostly a compilation of words that millennials have amputated at the fag-end and made their own though a few are portmanteaus. I probably won't revisit this book very often here.

RUBS

Not a suspect variety of sensual massage that a middle-aged man with an above-average hairy back might journey to Thailand to receive, but an abbrev of rubbish. When you don't get recalled for that second interview, have your heart pulverized by a total shit who just won't commit, or max out your credit card shopping on Amazon whilst inebriated, friends may offer a consolatory, "Aw, babes, that's rubs."

"That Carly Rae Jepsen single is total rubs."



from The Totes Redictionary by Balthazar Cohen